When people reblog everything I reblog

I begin silently loving them

and we start becoming friends

though they don’t know it 

shh

you’re my friends

you have no choice

(Source: assguardianloki)

me: makes a clever post

me: sees post has a typo

me: sees post has been reblogged before i could edit it

me: falls off face off planet

me: drifts into space

me: gets hit by an asteroid

Sarcasm.

Its nice to know how important I am.